40+ women create global warming
Best Blogs are written in the middle of the night… or at least, I like to believe so.
The Boyfriend fast a sleep (or at least I like to believe so) But right before his coma state we had a conversation. (right before that we had brilliant sex, coz I had something to make up. No, not the blog I wrote just a few hours ago… No, coz he was pretty amused by it. Less amused he was by the fact that 2 minutes later I emailed a critical part of his friends to read it. Which caused a riot about the ‘lady’ it was concerning: Female friend1 replied all: LOL, but what we wanna know is who the lady is. Male friend replied all: Ok I admit, BF just like to suck my nipples. Me, Myself replied all: Well, that explains why only the BF sucked more then just the nipples.)
But after some making-up-for-everything-sex the old diesel engine slowly started to spin some wheels in my head. ‘What’s the right translation for daarentegen in English?’ I ask half-a-sleep-BF ‘In what context?’ he mumbles.
‘Well in context of: Older women shag better, coz they have to compensate they look worse then 18 year olds. Like older men compensating with big SUV’s coz their digs shrink. “behalve BF daarentegen”‘
‘In this context that should be “except the bf obviously”‘ he mumbles. ‘I like the obviously you paste onto it’ I chortle. And that seemed to catch his attention: ‘But listen; as 30ers, we’re not old. I’m not old, neither are you… we are on the top shelf of our lives. And I’m not driving no SUV and you’re hot. So…’
But that got me thinking… I know for a fact that my shagging will be way improved in the next ten years. Will this also mean his dig wíll shrink this coming ten years ? And does this mean I really become more ugly over the ten years ahead of me?
Hmmmm, So that means that in the end I will be responsible of his dig scrimping, and thats why he needs to buy an SUV. So extually, he’s compensating for is ugly becoming partner.
That means -and Al Goore plz tell me I’m wrong- all 40+ women are in a way responsible for the Global warming and extinction of the Polar beer ….
Hmmmm… My ego says it’s maybe better nót to write blogs in the middle of the night