Reinaaa, Coz you have nothing better to do

Nog een luttele anderhalve week en ik ga op vakantie. Na een jaar of 4/5 ga ik eindelijk es op naar de zon… (Bless the Boyfriend!)
Met kind en vriendje en nog wat aanverwanten van vriendje. Waaronder mevr. Spruit. Ik kan mevr. Spruit wel waarderen. In verste verte herken ik iets van the absolutly fabulous Patsy -uiterlijk daargelaten, hoewel ik het bevooroordeelde vermoeden heb dat ook mevr. Spruit over een jaar of wat de botox spuit niet zou schuwen, al dan niet in wat minder mate dan Pats.
Maar een goed gezonde zuurtegraad, creatieve zwartgalgige woordenschat en een sloot alcohol. Eerste indrukken zijn de beste toch? Ik vond m best best. Continue reading

Morning moodiness. I’m sort of morning sick in the brain. But who can blame me…? Out of loneliness I decide its ok for Merlijn to sleep in my bed, so I at least have something to cuddle up to. But in the morning I wake to find myself on the edge of my bed, coz the lil’ fellow thinks it’s necessary to lie cross over. As soon as I re-conquered a lil’ space, almost slipping away in unconsciousness, Plebs has noticed I’ve been awake and feels the need to demand some food. When she notices that she has the same effect on me as my alarm clock (no effect at all) she gets her big brother… When I say big, I mean big. Spijker is doubted to be a cat. Continue reading

Best Blogs are written in the middle of the night… or at least, I like to believe so.

The Boyfriend fast a sleep (or at least I like to believe so) But right before his coma state we had a conversation. (right before that we had brilliant sex, coz I had something to make up. No, not the blog I wrote just a few hours ago… No, coz he was pretty amused by it. Less amused he was by the fact that 2 minutes later I emailed a critical part of his friends to read it. Continue reading

Setting: Golden Dwarf Awards 2009

Just when we’re near the toilet to do our before-we-leave-leak it happened: ‘Hey…’ And the Boyfriend kisses her back. She doesn’t recognize mé though. ‘You know..’ I say to the BF ‘I sucked her nipple once’. ‘O, ya did? So did I’ the BF replies. ‘Well… I sucked both’ I try to overrule. ‘Well, I sucked a whole lot more then just her nipples’ the BF overrules. While I march into the ladies room I mumble: ‘That’s more info then I needed dear’ Continue reading

I really really really like to get my page done properly anytime soon….

But, as a full time single mom, I just don’t seem to have the time for it. I get up in the morning 07:00 (Who decided that kids have this biological rythmthat starts at bloody 7? And why dont school anticipate & try to stimulate a 24/7 economy by starting at 10 (at least) 07:00 my bio rythm makes my brain disfunctional at 07:00. I’m looking for tea-bags in the fridge, I’m not capable of answering difficult questions (or actually any question at all) and I wish my boyfriend sweet dreams as he hits of for work. Continue reading